Have you reached this stage yet?

Herewith a post on a more lighthearted note. I tend to write a bit heavy so this should go down well.
I received this as an email from my mom. Enjoy.

LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: ‘They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!’ she cried.

The dispatcher said, ‘Stay calm. An officer is on the way.’

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. ‘Disregard.’ He says. ‘She got in the back-seat by mistake.’

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OLD FRIENDS:

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, ‘Now don’t get mad at me. I know we’ve been friends for a long time, but I just can’t think of your name! I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is’

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, ‘How soon do you need to know?’

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SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, ‘Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!’

‘Heck,’ said Herman, ‘It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!’

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DRIVING

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself ‘I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.’ After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.. So, she turned to the other woman and said, ‘Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!’
Mildred turned to her and said, ‘Oh, dear, am I driving?’

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Have you reached this stage yet? Sometimes I think I have… 😉

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3 responses to “Have you reached this stage yet?

  1. Ha, ha! That was GREAT Salome! 🙂
    Both my mom and I where laughing histaricly! LOL!! 🙂

    Thanks for the good laugh, and for posting those!

    Your sister in Christ,

    Miss Antoinette

    Life has been so crazy, sorry for not e-mailing more! 😦

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